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You know when you see some mom or dad at Target lose their cool and start screaming at their child in the middle of the store? You might think to yourself, “What a terrible, impatient parent! And how uncouth, to cause such a scene in public.” But don’t judge. If a kid pesters you enough, at some point you’re going to want to bite off their head.

Lions don’t have department stores, but they do have kids, and even in the animal kingdom, it seems, kids can be annoying pains in the neck. Take this leonine papa at the San Diego Zoo’s Wild Animal Park, for example. By the (UK) Daily Mail’s account, he showed the patience of Mufasa as his bratty cub “spent hours tugging on his mane and chewing his fur.” But there’s only so much even the king of the jungle can take before his patience runs out. Dad whipped around and wrapped his jaws around the cub’s dome as if to say, in the immortal words of Dr. Cosby, “I am your father. I brought you in this world, and I’ll take you out.”